Bonafide lover of watermelon
As quoted by Cindy Worthington,
bonafide lover of watermelon
“If you don’t like watermelon,
then I consider you a felon.
To not love this juicy red fruit,
for me, it does not compute.
My taste buds are pleasin’
when it’s watermelon season
and I go huntin’ without a gun
to trap the sweetest of all mel-on.
Seeded ones are fine,
I really don’t mind.
Actually, the seeds come in handy
for when any Tom, Dick, or Mandy
asks me for some of my nature’s candy.
I’ve got ammo to spit rapid fire
to anyone testing my ire
by trying to take my precious jewels,
they’re just a bunch of silly fools.
I wish they’d leave us alone,
‘cuz my watermelon-eating,
I don’t wanna postpone.”